Does anyone else wish their mouth had auto correct. So in case if a super attractive person talks to you one day, you don’t say something stupid like: “omg please get in my bed naked right now!” And if they respond weirdly you could say “oh stupid auto correct. I meant I liked your shirt.”

One time I was sitting on my bed and happened to look over to see a spider crawling on my wall. Immediately I grabbed the nearest object and squished the spider with it. I saw it fall down the wall and land on the ground and I started crying for 10 minutes. If that doesn’t explain a period, I don’t know what does.